...Chaperoning a dance was not exactly on my list of things to do. Is this some sort of hazing procedure for new teachers?

( Private//So unhackable it's not even funny )

I feel like I could use a drink.

Oh. And good luck with the election, kid.

Well, here I am.

I can't say I ever figured this would be the sort of place I would wind up in, but it's too late to start being picky about it now.
Been a while since I've been anywhere near a school. Can't say if I'm looking forward to it or not.
Looking at it, this sort of thing would be easy enough to get into. I'll have to spend some time on fixing that later. Maybe a three or five this time, for safety.

Ha.
Imagine me, teaching. ...not exactly the first picture that comes to mind.